They think the Illuminati is trying to kill them

Randy Quaid, who you may recognize from movies likeIndependence Day and National Lampoon’s Vacation, has reason to believe that “star whackers” working for the underground organization the Illuminati have been offing celebrities like Heath Ledger and David Carradine, and he’s next on their hit list. “They follow us, they tail us, they tag our cell phone, they hack our computer,” Quaid once insisted. Why do they want him dead? “In order to gain control of my royalties,” he said.